undesired-pageblood:

emotionalfossil:

bubonickitten:

0ptimuspenguin:

ambieheartsturtlep0rn:

capitolresident:

Let’s play a game called ‘Stay up late and hate myself in the morning’

‘on a school night’ edition

with unlockable bonus round ‘finals week’

expansion pack: ‘don’t do anything productive’

DLC: ‘Client Projects Edt’

Survival Mode: Parents ON

(via -everybodywantstolove)

nyotas:

#jim’s face though   #his worldview’s been rocked  #wait??  #bones??  #you don’t just like people out of the blue it takes time and effort??   #and months of sleeping on the floor outside your room after you’ve locked them out for the fifth time because ‘some of us are doctors jim’   #’some of us have exams in the morning jim’   #’some of us don’t want to be woken up at 2am by your drunk self trying to take over my bed jim’  #i thought what we had was special??   #what do you mean you like him??   #bones?? BONES??   #and the rest of the film is just bones comfortingly stabbing jim with hyposprays to remind him that yes bones really does love him best

(via blaineisapizza)

asgardian-angels:

frecklesandwings:

Mary dies and John is fuelled with grief and anger and fights bad guys and someone comes back from the dead

Do I mean Sherlock or Supernatural

(via shewasdramatic)

• boy: shit baby you're so wet already
• girl: that's actually just vaginal discharge and my body is cleansing itself from bacteria and dead cells to prevent infection and to maintain optimal reproductive health i'm not even all that turned on right now and i would prefer to go get some food or something

prompet:

sherlock and john take a trip to the usa and become acquainted with the american dream

(via ineffableboyfriends)

(via melly-belly-jelly-beans)

westeros’s celebs read mean tweets (ps: all tweets are real)

(Source: brienneoftarth, via whatthefawkes)

poopflow:

a sex position called the gatsby where you stare longingly at your partner from a distance and scream old sport when you climax

(via melly-belly-jelly-beans)

bondoge:

i have this disease where im completely aware that im annoying but i have absolutely no way to stop myself

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